They didn't just get married wearing those sneakers did they?

I’m thinking yes. And the sneakers are the LEAST problematic thing in this picture. Happy Halloween yall.

They didn't just let DJ Big Steve hold their boobies while wearing an Ed Hardy shirt did they?

Yes they enjoy looking “trendy” and getting felt up by a douche then having that picture plastered on a club picture site for all to see.

They didn't just grab her ass and take this picture did they?

Yes they did. I have a feeling the picture will be proudly displayed on their houses dashboard.

They didn't just prepare for an emergency did they?

Yep, they made sure to have all the necessities ready to go just in case.

They didn't just make this product and sell it for $2.99 did they?

Absolutely! The turd flavored Porky Pooper jelly beans are my favorite kind. Mmmm

They didn't just try and pole dance did they?

Yeppers. At least they picked a pole that matched their girth though.

They didn't just pose for a pic with a douche that wears slat shades did they?

Yes they did. The douche with the slat shades is DJ Big Steve and he enjoys looking like a douche, holding microphones and pointing at people.

They didn't just have someone do that to their hair and then hit the red carpet did they?

Does it shock you that a douche like Kanye would do such a thing? It doesn’t shock me.

They didn't just take themselves seriously and pose for a picture did they?

Somehow they did and the one in the middle (i think) even has a rap “career” now. Check out his very talented song below.

They didn't just pull up in that thing did they?

They did and guess where they went shopping?